Lyrics
Okay
So
This is Los Angeles
Found her on Craigslist
The ad said
Free place little work
Yeah
That sentence already lies
Mattress on the floor
No bed no poetry
She says you can stay here
I say d’accord we’ll see
She’s a boxer a night
Works the day in psychiatry
Built like a warning sign
Buys carpet cut too short
Says no problem it stretch if you kick it hard enough
Pardon
Really
Stretching carpet
Ah ah
Madame Trampoline
Physics is just opinion
Reality is flexible
If you believe hard enough
Madame Trampoline
Bienvenue à L.A.
Where confidence replaces logic
And nobody says sorry
She says you must kick it with your knees
Like this is Cirque du Soleil
I say okay mais non
I am not breaking my body
For your fantasy DIY concept
She says I’m
Too feminine
Too picky
Too calm
Basically, too much
Of someone who doesn't fit
In America
Precision makes people nervous
They prefer vibes
Madame Trampoline
Territory marked with noise
Dominance dressed as toughness
Chaos calling itself choice
Madame Trampoline
First actress I meet
Talking like a drama queen
Bathroom
Let me explain the bathroom
I descend ten floors emotionally
From Summerlin condo
Straight into
What the hell happened here
That’s L.A.
No transition
No apology
Just boom new ecosystem
Adaptation rapide recommandée
This city doesn’t test talent
It tests posture
How you stand
How fast you move
How soon you say non
One week
That’s all
I pack quiet
I save my bones
My spine
My future
I don’t leave defeated
I leave informed
Very important nuance
Madame Trampoline
Merci pour la leçon
You taught me early
Where not to belong
Madame Trampoline
I saw it that day
Los Angeles opens wide
Then checks if you’ll bend
Lesson learned
À bientôt maybe never
Credits & ownership